Me: If this is sugar-free, how is it so sweet?
Mom: Well, it doesn't have corn syrup in it, I can tell you that.
Me: ?
Mom: We hear about the Corn Syrup Council about five times a day on TV here.
Me: The Corn Syrup Council?
Mom: ::nods::
Me: You're s******* me.
Mom: ::shakes head::
